Sunday, September 18, 2005

- wacko! -

The English language is so perverse.
Sometimes it conjures a 'WOW! I've always wanted to know what that thingamajig was called!'
And sometimes, it's a 'Is it really necessary for that word to exist?' kinda deal.

Defenestration means 'to throw someone or something out of a window.'
n. [mythically from a traditional Czech
assasination method]
[but apparently not a myth, just became illegal]

Other meanings:
1. Proper karmic retribution for
an incorrigible punster. "Oh, god, that was awful!" "Quick! Defenestrate him!"

2. The act of exiting a windows system in order
to get better response time from a full-screen program.

3. The act of discarding something under
the assumption that it will improve matters. "I don't have any disk space left." "Well, why don't you defenestrate that 100 megs worth of old core dumps?"

4. Under a GUI, the act of dragging something
out of a window (onto the screen). "Next, defenestrate the MugWump icon."

5. The act of completely removing Microsoft Windows from a

PC in favor of a better OS (typically Linux).

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I find meaning number 5 very evolved indeed.

2 Comments:

Blogger Jana said...

Hi, it is not a myth. We usually threw politicians out of the window at the municipal house, when we were not satisfied with their work. There were at least two historical events recorded. So no myth, pure truth :) Too bad it is illegal now. (BTW Yes, I am Czech)

9/18/2005 11:49 pm  
Blogger schteve said...

ok, i'll take your word for it ;)

9/19/2005 12:01 am  

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