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Oh my god this is too funny to not share~
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Hard Gay goes to Yahoo!

Here's a 7-minute capture from a Japanese variety program. I thought this seems interesting enough to put online, given that it involves Yahoo!. The story-line of this sketch is as follows: A character called “Hard Gay” (by comedian Masaki Sumitani aka “Lazer Ramon”) thinks that the “Hoo!” in Yahoo! is stolen from his often used exclamation and goes to visit Yahoo! headquarters to try to get a deal. He wants to be in their ads, even goes to prove that he's popular by auctioning off his hat to Yahoo! online auction site. Sure enough, the hat's bidding jumps to about [28500yen/AUD$336] pretty quickly. It's obvious Yahoo! cannot use this character for promotion, so “Hard Gay” goes off to prove what he can do. There's no shocking material in this unless you're offended by hip-thrusts. Whether or not it's funny is up to you. Note that Yahoo! offices sport a massage room.

-from chaotic intransient prose bursts

My synopsis for those who are interested in more detail (see the video first perhaps):

...He pops into the reception, thrusts at the receptionist and complains why receptionists have to be chicks.
...'sei!' is HardGay's trademark retort to shut people up. He resents the receptionist's doubt of 'sei!'s authority.
...He proceeds to go around the headquarters to promote himself as a commercial mascot.
...He pretends to be the receptionist...
...He goes to confront the copy girl. Offers to do the copying for her, she backs away in shock and crashes into the partitions. She then backs away to her quarters and crashes again.
...He photocopies his head. A warning appears in the captions saying to refrain from copying...[haha, get it]
...He takes out his impressive portrait and says 'even though one should never look directly into the light... but I had my eyes open anyway!' [i think it was cos he had sunnies...]
...He goes to the marketing department and sees a tired employee. So he decides to massage him with gyration. However the guy directs him to their employees massage room!
...He greets the incoming staff openly and clamps a hold of him as he got close.
...HG turns him around and massages his ass cheeks.
...Afterwards he raids the conference room with a "conference hoooooo!"
...He comes up with a proposal for the Yahoo! Auction arena. To sell his original HardGay cap!
...He pulls a member from the conference to help him out with putting up this auction.
...The crew helps him takes photos to put online. 3 hours later, his hat has biddings up to 28,500yen (AUD$340).
...HG is very impressed so he says that's enough! If it goes on any more it'll reach astronomical figures!
...He thanks the guy and says "Gay and Internet Merger hoooooo"
...He goes to a seemingly important guy and asked if that was proof that he was accepted in the internet society, and stated that the only logical solution now is to make him a commercial character!
...The guy kindly declined and said that there are many other Yahoo! communities in the world so...HardGay was shotdown.
...so HardGay decided that he shall make himself a billboard mascot instead!
...He wraps himself with neon tubes and elevates himself to a highway billboard and wails "yaaaaaaaaa hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

Livin' La Vida Loca sung by Ricky Martin.

Thanks Seb for pointing me to this :)